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MONDAY, JULY 04, 2011
 
I kissed a boy
He ate a glowstick
I think it was
Bad judgement

I got wasted with your fiance
we danced too close
he took his pants down and mooned the camera
posing in front of the obese couple spooning

I spanked my french teacher's pink and brown spandex covered bum
I can't remember if I was dared
I almost got suspended
I'm still embarrassed

I withheld sex as a punishment
I forget what I was trying to prove
I didn't gain anything
I'm such a girl

38 minutes to shower
25 minutes to straighten my hair
10 minutes covering up worry, guilt, happiness, sadness, sleep deprivation and stress
2 minutes lying about just waking up like this

I fake reasons for not calling you
Really, I have nothing better to do
I just don't like you
can't you tell?
Comments

Matty

Matty

Very creative! I love it! (and no, i'm not just saying that) LOL
REPLIES: Sorrel


jeopardy

jeopardy

provocative and original.

Jackson

Jackson

Variety! One reads like a visa commercial; very touching in places



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