SAMAEL
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Samael doesn't trust anyone that hasn't read Jonathan Swift
I am writer. I write articles for the Cap Courier while creating and managing the culture and history based zine Dillinger. I am also the Editor of the Liar Vancouver Poetry and Fiction zine.
My blog can be located under http://asmodestasdillinger.tumblr.com/.
I enjoy Depression Era cultural icons, Guitars shaped like stuff, Russ Meyer films, Dadaism, comics written by Alejandro Jodorowsky and Warren Ellis (to name a few), Malapropisms, Anarchy in Literature, generic Anime women, parody, TV Series DVD Collections, Technical Air Guitar, and Literature in Anarchy. Complaints and money-orders can be sent to as.modest.as.dillinger@wordarc.com
Biography In Six Words:Sudden erections reveal more sincere intentions
 Hollywood is an asshole.
You know that guy you wake up to see quietly sneaking out of your bedroom after a night of passion and intimacy? He sa... |
 I’m a rather stubborn minded individual, however if you give me the right song my will becomes more malleable than yellow PlayDough (the weakest... |
 So the World has been taken over by flesh-eating horde after flesh-eating horde of relentless and downright diskish Zombies. The major cities have... |
 Jamie Reid is a Canadian poet made notable for his contributions for expanding Canada's statues within the literary world with his work with the po... |
 This was originally written for the Capilano Courier of the North Vancouver university, Capilano University.
Powerful emotions can create the m... |
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 – may I call you Erik? – I need to be frank: I'v been making fun of you. More or less behind your back, and nothing in print (thank god for my... |
 For this recipe you will need one human fetus, it is preferred that the fetus be whole bodied: still containing all limbs and its head. It is optio... |
 When I was five years old, my Mother and I would frequent the Vancouver Aquarium, like many families tend to do, every other Month or so (yay for M... |
Only has one thing, one
Thought to think about
How to polish his gun, he will
Polish his one thought
Experienced through one
Thought... |
SAMAEL'S TOP ARTICLES
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Hollywood is an asshole.
You know that guy you wake up to see quietly sneaking out of your bedroom after a night of passion and intimacy? He sa... |
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I’m a rather stubborn minded individual, however if you give me the right song my will becomes more malleable than yellow PlayDough (the weakest... |
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When I was five years old, my Mother and I would frequent the Vancouver Aquarium, like many families tend to do, every other Month or so (yay for M... |
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This was originally written for the Capilano Courier of the North Vancouver university, Capilano University.
Powerful emotions can create the m... |
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So the World has been taken over by flesh-eating horde after flesh-eating horde of relentless and downright diskish Zombies. The major cities have... |
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For this recipe you will need one human fetus, it is preferred that the fetus be whole bodied: still containing all limbs and its head. It is optio... |
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– may I call you Erik? – I need to be frank: I'v been making fun of you. More or less behind your back, and nothing in print (thank god for my... |
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Jamie Reid is a Canadian poet made notable for his contributions for expanding Canada's statues within the literary world with his work with the po... |
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